Eat me!

Soon her eyes fell in the little glass box that was lying under the table:
she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on which the words
" EAT ME " were beautifully marked in currants. Well, I´ll eat it,
said Alice, " and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if
it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so either way
I`ll get into the garden, and I don´t care how it happens.
She ate a bit, and said anxiously to herself " Which way? Which way?"
holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way it was growing;
and she was quite suprised to find that she remaind the same size.
To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake.....
but Alice had got so much into expecting nothing out-of-the-ordinary-way things to happen,
that it seemed dull and STUPID for life to go on in the common way.

So she set to work, and soon finished off the cake.